co bude po android 2.2?

čo sa deje vo svete a na slovensku ohľadom OS Android

Poslaťod castaway » Sob 22. Máj 2010 15:16:18

Nasiel som toto je to zaujimave ake su predpoklady do buducna :)

http://gizmodo.com/5544902/whats-next-for-android

With Froyo, Google's latest dessert-themed update to its Android mobile OS, they added even more features users were clamoring for, like wireless syncing and hotspot support. But what about future updates? We think we've got it figured out.

Android 2.3 (Gingerbread)
Release Date: Fall 2011
Features:
-WebM video playback support
-Full UI refresh
-Bluetooth voice commands
-Broader video codec support

Android 2.4 (Häagen-Dazs)
Release Date: Summer 2012
Features:
-Auto-tuned voice calls
-Built-in Twitter client automatically follows Drunk Hulk
-Fart ringtones standard
-Runs iPhone apps

Android 2.5 (Ice Cream)
Release Date: Winter 2013
Features:
-Automatic privacy screen when browsing pornography
-Valid form of ID in continental US and parts of EU
-Native CueCat support
-Calls your mother on her birthday

Android 2.6 (Jellybean)
Release Date: Spring 2014
Features:
-Phone numbers replaced by targeted ads
-Automatically screens calls based on other party's attractiveness
-Emits powerful Nordic pheromones
-Vibration mode causes spontaneous conception

Android 2.7 (Krispy Kreme)
Release Date: Summer/Fall 2015
Features:
-Charges via self-righteousness from not owning an iPhone
-Speaker automatically blasts Sade when in vicinity of love-making
-Transforms into an actual android
-Divides by zero

Android 3.0 (Lollipops)
Release Date: Spring/Summer 2016
Feature:
-BLOW JOBS
castaway
 

Poslaťod Skyder » Sob 22. Máj 2010 21:41:06

Najlepsi je prvy bod v Androide 2.5 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry for so many smiles, I simply had to :D

Aby som to vsak zhrnul: Niektore body su zaujimave napady, niektore mi pridu nevyuzitelne, niektore total kraviny a niektore ani neviem co su :D

EDIT: Prave som to cele precital :lol: JA z toho fakt nemozem :D "Android 3.0 = Blow Jobs"

Tak toto je zabijak.. Si robia srandu z toho dobru :D

PS: Castaway, diky za clanok :)
Skyder
 


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