co bude po android 2.2?

čo sa deje vo svete a na slovensku ohľadom OS Android

Poslaťod castaway » Sob 22. Máj 2010 15:16:18

Nasiel som toto je to zaujimave ake su predpoklady do buducna :)

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Android 2.3 (Gingerbread)
Release Date: Fall 2011
-WebM video playback support
-Full UI refresh
-Bluetooth voice commands
-Broader video codec support

Android 2.4 (Häagen-Dazs)
Release Date: Summer 2012
-Auto-tuned voice calls
-Built-in Twitter client automatically follows Drunk Hulk
-Fart ringtones standard
-Runs iPhone apps

Android 2.5 (Ice Cream)
Release Date: Winter 2013
-Automatic privacy screen when browsing pornography
-Valid form of ID in continental US and parts of EU
-Native CueCat support
-Calls your mother on her birthday

Android 2.6 (Jellybean)
Release Date: Spring 2014
-Phone numbers replaced by targeted ads
-Automatically screens calls based on other party's attractiveness
-Emits powerful Nordic pheromones
-Vibration mode causes spontaneous conception

Android 2.7 (Krispy Kreme)
Release Date: Summer/Fall 2015
-Charges via self-righteousness from not owning an iPhone
-Speaker automatically blasts Sade when in vicinity of love-making
-Transforms into an actual android
-Divides by zero

Android 3.0 (Lollipops)
Release Date: Spring/Summer 2016

Poslaťod Skyder » Sob 22. Máj 2010 21:41:06

Najlepsi je prvy bod v Androide 2.5 :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Sorry for so many smiles, I simply had to :D

Aby som to vsak zhrnul: Niektore body su zaujimave napady, niektore mi pridu nevyuzitelne, niektore total kraviny a niektore ani neviem co su :D

EDIT: Prave som to cele precital :lol: JA z toho fakt nemozem :D "Android 3.0 = Blow Jobs"

Tak toto je zabijak.. Si robia srandu z toho dobru :D

PS: Castaway, diky za clanok :)

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